i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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