i just had sex bonerless
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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