ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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