Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
