I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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