I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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