ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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