And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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