That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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