Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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