He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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