lets start a swedish sibling band together
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i used baking grease as lip gloss
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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