is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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