I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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