he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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