The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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