North Korea, Best Korea!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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