i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
