She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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