either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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