Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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