She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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