Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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