Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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