Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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