I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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