stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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