I'm lost and stupid without you.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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