If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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