wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
