I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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