Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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