Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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