This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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