i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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