didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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