Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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