Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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