Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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