I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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