I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I love having hate sex.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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