Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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