I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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