i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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