No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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