spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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