It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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