Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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