glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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