i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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