I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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