: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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