I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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